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May 4, 2003 . It's here! Glorious Memphis in May. A month where people of all races, colors and creeds can get together and gorge themselves on overpriced fair food. And not just your regular deep fried meats, either. No sir-ree. Now they have this thing that everyone and their close relation to Opera is clammoring for. Deep Fried Candy Bars! Now who the hell looks at a candy bar, lets say a Watchamacallit, and says "Man, if they could just find a way to make this even worse for me, my wife could collect the insurance money super quick!" Pretty soon, drinking the fat, ladeled right out of the fryer into a 96 oz. Big Gulp cup will be the next staple of the Atkins diet. We don't have an obeisity problem in America, we have a self control problem in America. Put the damn fried candy down, and step away from the pool of extremely oversized turkey legs! Cheers, Brian |